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Joke of the Day
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
Next Joke
"Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples? I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider."
"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"
"When I was young I used to poke holes in my parent's condoms so that there could be someone else to do the dishes."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
"It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year."
"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"
"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."