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Joke of the Day

"What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster came first."

"Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."

"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."

"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."

"*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect"

"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"