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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that"

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio"

"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."

"OMG MOM SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD TO PLAY SCRABBLE YES I WANT A HAM OMELETTE"

"I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral."

"What did one leg say to the other? Shorty's growin a beard."

"I only drink twice a year When it's my birthday, and when it's not"