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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."

"If A-B-C-D didn't drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn't have to be so rushed."

"Sometimes I say big words, even when i don't know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis."

"Spending a day at the beach is awesome when I dress the ugly girls with my eyes."

"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."

"Joke from my childhood: What do you call a pig that losses its voice? Disgruntled"

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"

"Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store..."