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Joke of the Day

"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club? The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club."

"If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at."

"How did one tire get the attention of another tire? pssssssssssst"

"Is that water coming out of your nose? No, it'snot"

"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"

"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"

"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"