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Joke of the Day
"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."
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"[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week"
"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."
"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? You roll up herr sleeve."
"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."
"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."
"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"
"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"
"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."