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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"

"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."

"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."