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Joke of the Day
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
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"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."
"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"
"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."
"Today a preacher told me that Jesus died for me, it made feel feel horrible.... I didn't even know the poor guy was sick!"
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""
"I can confidently say I'm 150 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 40-50 of squishy stuff."
"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."
"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."