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Joke of the Day

"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."

"How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade."

"I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."

"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."

"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."

"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."

"Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!"