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Joke of the Day

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"oooooo ....that went deep I was at the drug store buying condoms and the cashier said .... would you like a bag with those sir.... I said... nahh shes not that ugly....."

"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?"

"The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances"

"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"

"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"

"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."