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Joke of the Day
"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."
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"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
"What do you call the largest angle? A Kurt Angle."
"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"
"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"Wife's just back from the spa, says she feels like a new woman Apparently ""Me too"" wasn't the right response."
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet? DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting."