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Joke of the Day

"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"

"Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a marijuana dispensary? Holy smokes..."

"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."

"Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor? It's really cool."

"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"

"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."

"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."

"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"

"What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? The wheelchair"