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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a marijuana dispensary? Holy smokes..."
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"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."
"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"