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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"

"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"

"The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, ""Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"""

"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."

"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."

"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."

"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."