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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? The wheelchair"
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"Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes? So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody."
"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."
"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"Ted, The bus driver got pulled over.. He was busted."
"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."
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"A significant proportion of public restroom users are assholes. The rest are all either dicks or cunts."