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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."

"Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !"

"My 1 yr old only says the words ""no,"" ""mine,"" and ""bye"" and I tried it out and it turns out that's actually all you need."

"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."

"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"

"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car."

"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."