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Joke of the Day
"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."
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"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."
"Why do women love the smell of babies so much? Because 50% of the taste is in the smell."
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."
"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"
"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."