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Joke of the Day

"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"

"Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart."

"Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls. Ha"

"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel"

"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."

"us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies. why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant"

"Me and my recliner... We go way back."

"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."

"Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't"