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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
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"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."
"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"
"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!"
"What do you get when you mix a red tie and a shit hair cut? Mexico and Canada scratching their heads thinking, how the FUCK!?"
"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."
"What s the weight of a hipster? One Insta-gramm"
"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"
"Whenever you see me on screen, just know there's a highly likely chance I was 20% acting and 80% thinking about what's for lunch"