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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

"The best joke about vampires EVER Just kidding. They all suck."

"Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is. You get a roll with it."

"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected."

"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."