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Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."

"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"

"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"

"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."