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Joke of the Day
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
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"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."
"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""
"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"