198821
Joke of the Day
"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"
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"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"
"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"
"My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars"
"How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas? In Kangarunes."
"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."
"""I need to talk to you."" Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever."
"Clones are people two."
"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"