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Joke of the Day

"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot.. A carrot"

"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"

"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."

"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."

"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"