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Joke of the Day

"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"

"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."

"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead."

"The other day I was almost arrested for mooning. Public indecency, my ass."

"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""

"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"

"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."