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Joke of the Day

"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"

"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."

"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."

"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."

"The U.S. if Trump wins"

"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."

"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""

"If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, ""It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"""

"I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, ""I'm crap at fishing and need some tips"". The man said, ""Okay, can you hold the line?"" I said, ""No""."

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."