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Joke of the Day

"""I need to talk to you."" Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever."

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"Why was the French chef sent to prison? He was convicted of crepe."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."

"What's the difference between the Polish and polish? No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."