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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."
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"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""
"An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal..."
"saw a chameleon today So it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon"
"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."
"""Forgive me father, for I have pinned."""
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."