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Joke of the Day
"An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal..."
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"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."
"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"
"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"
"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."
"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."