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Joke of the Day
"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""
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"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here"". Helium had no reaction."
"My love life"
"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."
"ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME (inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk): I thought u'd never ask"
"Voat's servers"
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
"Yo momma is so fat......... Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."
"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."