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Joke of the Day
"saw a chameleon today So it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon"
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"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."
"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"
"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."
"How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here."
"What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton"
"psychic: ""I see... I see kids in your future"" me: ""but I've had a vasectomy"" [9 months later ... me tending a goat farm] ""This's bullshit"""
"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."