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Joke of the Day
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
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"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."
"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears. But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK."
"How do you disappoint a redditor? <removed>"
"This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99."
"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."