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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."
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"Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars."
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."
"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."
"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"
"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."
"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."
"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"