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Joke of the Day
"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."
Next Joke
"Help! I have food stuck in my throat! Haha, just choking!"
"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."
"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"
"""This one's cute."" - me picking out a watermelon. I have no idea what I'm doing."
"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"What's yellow and covers assholes? The Lakers uniform."
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"