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Joke of the Day

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"Half the time I hug anyone I'm just wiping my hands off on their back."

"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"

"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"

"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."

"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"