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Joke of the Day

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."

"The difference between a tea bag and England The tea bag stays longer in the cup."

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."

"[lawyer whispers to plaintiff] two can play this game ""Your honor. Upsexy."" Judge: what's upsexy? ""that's harassment. move to change venues"""

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"

"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"

"My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over."

"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"

"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"