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Joke of the Day

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."

"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"

"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."

"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."