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Joke of the Day

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."

"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."

"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."

"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"

"What is a prostitute's favorite region of America? The Bayou"

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested? She was doing 2 Mennonite a night"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."

"Why was the empty penis so scary? Because it was a hollow wiener (halloweener) [works better spoken - I think - just made it up in the shower]"