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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."

"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth... Its pasteurized before you even see it!"

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too."

"What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? Comatoast"

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."