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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."

"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"

"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."

"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."

"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"

"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"I put my pants on like anyone else. By court ordered mandate."

"Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep! That's what my gastroentomologist told me."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."