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Joke of the Day

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life."

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."

"I always wanted to be somebody I should have been more specific."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"

"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."

"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."

"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"