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Joke of the Day

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."

"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."

"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."

"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"

"Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers? Because they won't hold a public erection."

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"