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Joke of the Day

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"When people show me pictures of their kids, I show them pictures of my exes If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison? A MUGshot."

"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."

"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that's obviously not working."

"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large"