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Joke of the Day

"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"

"What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up? Ereptile dysfunction."

"Don't bother entering the sail-raising contest at the boat club. It's rigged."

"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."

"A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. ""Stop being an idiot,"" said one wife who lives in my house."

"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"

"I find gardeners to be very nice people They're really down to earth."

"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"

"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"

"Pathan Joke *original joke translated into english* Pathan: I want to get married Dad: With who? Pathan: Grandmother *Dad turns angry* Pathan: You married my mother, that's why I want revenge."