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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
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"I thought about marrying my mom... but Oedipus wrecked it for me."
"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."
"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."
"So I tried to watch a porno featuring Donald Trump... but I couldn't get off, because he changed positions too often."
"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."
"What is my girlfriend's favorite meal? A dish called: ""I don't know, you choose."""
"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"