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Joke of the Day

"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"You know what I don't get? Laid."

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted."

"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"

"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"