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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"

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"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"
"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"
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"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"
"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."
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