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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"

"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"

"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"

"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."

"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"

"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"

"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis."

"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"