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Joke of the Day
"The French cow says MEUX..."
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"Me: Sorry, I can't tonight. I already made plans. Him: That's too bad. There's going to be open bar and-- Me: What time should I be there?"
"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."
"Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?"
"The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter."
"My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job"
"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."