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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."

"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."

"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"

"Ever meet those people that say your name in a really high pitched voice to be super annoying? I think I just stabbed one. Call my lawyer."

"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."

"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."

"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."