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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."
Next Joke
"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."
"Lock an astronomer in a basement... and they'll go star craving mad."
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""
"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"
"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."