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Joke of the Day

"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""

"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."

"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."

"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."

"What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic."