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Joke of the Day
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
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"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."
"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"
"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"
"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."