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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."
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"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"My mom asked where the remote was and my son told her it was up her ass. She high-fived him and then turned around and slapped me."
"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."
"I dislike the word ""kidnapping""... I prefer ""surprise adoption""."
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"
"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""
"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"
"A Mexican and a Black are in the car. Who is driving? The Cop."