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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."
"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""
"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."
"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"
"I get 9"" in bed every night. That's how much mattress is left for me once the dogs get comfortable."
"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."
"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"